Morning Entertainment
Nov. 10th, 2004 07:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cabbitzillaAhhhh, I feel so loved. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this morning we're going to take a peek at what was in my mailbag this morning. It was sent to the @livejournal.com address associated with my Journal, and forwarded to my normal email. Not a comment, mind you, but a direct contact. Name and email address have been sanitized, but here's the body of the email with capitalization and punctuation intact:
They've been reported to the abuse center of their ISP. But I really did think some of you would find it entertaining.
| Woe to the wicked, for they shall BURN FOREVER in the BURNING FLAMES of FIREY HELL. The punishment for claiming faith when your a hertic homo lover will be ETERNAL SUFFRING! REPENT, give up your sicko ways and love Jesus and he MIGHT have mercey on you. There is no place in America for you faggot sickos to pervret marriage and the laws. Now that a REAL Christian is back in the President, theres going to be laws made against you and your kind. Repent or face the rath of GOD and the rage of GOOD CHRISTAIN MEN! Yours in Christ [name removed] |
They've been reported to the abuse center of their ISP. But I really did think some of you would find it entertaining.
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Date: 2004-11-10 12:58 pm (UTC)Isn't there something in the Bible about judgement being that thing that only God gets to do? Judge not, lest ye be popped in ye ass by a lightning bolt, or something?
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Date: 2004-11-10 01:32 pm (UTC)As a side thought, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone", hm? That thing's a crime against the english language as is.
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Date: 2004-11-10 01:33 pm (UTC)IN the president? Umm... doesn't that make him... umm... *shudder*
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Date: 2004-11-10 01:42 pm (UTC)Hrm
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Date: 2004-11-10 02:20 pm (UTC)XP
*Le Sigh*
Date: 2004-11-10 02:37 pm (UTC)I've still got a sword that needs to be baptized, if you catch my drift.
It is people like this who give Christianity a bad name.
*grr*
Date: 2004-11-10 03:29 pm (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2004-11-10 03:45 pm (UTC)Instead, it looks like what someone satirizing fanaticism might invent.
I'm sorry someone subjected you to something like this, but I seriously doubt the person was a Christian.
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Date: 2004-11-10 04:29 pm (UTC)*grin*
Date: 2004-11-10 06:41 pm (UTC)Heh...
;)
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Date: 2004-11-10 07:15 pm (UTC)"you're", "heretic", "suffering", "mercy", "pervert", "presidency", "there's", "wrath", "christian". Additional points subtracted for repetitive use of "burning", also "sicko" (x2), "faggot", and abuse of caps.
Grade: D. See me after class.
Colonel-Sanders-with-an-axe-in-his-head says, "SANDERS SMASH!! SAFE AND HEALTHY!!"
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Date: 2004-11-10 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-10 07:37 pm (UTC)"Safety is the Last Refuge of the Scoundrel!"
Yeah. "Preachiness is the Last Refuge of the Control Freak."
I saw a similar thing recently about how "now that Conservatives have proven themselves to be the True American People" somewhere. I forget where. It's interesting how such people rely so heavily in their rantings about how they've democratically elected the Tool of God, and yet don't seem to realize that democracy only thrives when there are multiple viewpoints.
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Date: 2004-11-10 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-11 12:40 am (UTC)(cute) Bastard. :)
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Date: 2004-11-11 12:42 am (UTC)GET to me?
*snicker*
Aside from choking briefly on my cocoa, I'm remarkably unharmed...
... but I figure anyone who can't figure out how to spell 'pervert' (or Pervect, as the case may be) will never find 'Maryland' on the map. They'll be busy looking for 'Merrlann'....
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Date: 2004-11-11 12:44 am (UTC)I see a TV miniseries!
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Date: 2004-11-11 12:49 am (UTC)No quarter asked or given. No mercy offered to the merciless.
And it's interesting how many of these 'God fearing' types have FAKE Rolex's... they're only worth $30 or so at a pawn shop.
*winks and hugs*
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Date: 2004-11-11 12:50 am (UTC)Re: Hrm
Date: 2004-11-11 12:50 am (UTC)If you kick those incredibly small organs, they DO get bigger. For a little while.
Wow, I seem to be in a truly wicked mindset tonight. :p
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Date: 2004-11-11 12:53 am (UTC)Re: *Le Sigh*
Date: 2004-11-11 12:54 am (UTC)Re: *grr*
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Date: 2004-11-11 01:58 pm (UTC)*snugglehugs*
Date: 2004-11-11 04:16 pm (UTC)Believe me love, my group here is simply happy that you're looking again--and we keep praying for you! :-) After all, someone's who's /truly/ searching is often a lot closer to God than those who set themselves up as righteous and chosen of God. At least from what I've seen.
Anyways, much love to my friend!
Holly
*scampers back into hiding as she does so well*
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Date: 2004-11-13 08:54 am (UTC)I have not been damned to hell in ages, I'm jealous.
Oh well, always a bridesmaid, ect.......