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The suits were waiting outside for us when we finally peeked out. No shufflers in sight, no bodies, just a dozen or so black-suited goons and a HazMat team. 'Infected' they're calling them. 'potent hallucinogenic'. 'mass hysteria'. fuckers. We were debriefed (and disarmed, dammit) and told to go back to our homes and reminded about fifty times that this was an 'isolated outbreak' of some sort of 'mind altering contact virus'. I'm so fucking tired of the things in quotes that I can't even put my disgust/loathing into words. Their lovely little 'virus' killed (at the very least) hundreds of people, several of them in plain view.
The piggy cages were gone, which left me partially hysterical in spite of the 'they're home safe' line the goons were giving me. It took a long while for them to calm me down. The reefer rig out front was gone, replaced by the trucks Jack and Phil were responsible for, neatly parked next to my Explorer. My truck was fixed. No huge dent in the hood or bumper. No shattered grill. No punctured radiator. Another little way of saying it didn't happen... the problem being that there was already some damage to the nose of the truck and THAT WAS FIXED TOO, DAMMIT. They think they're so damned clever. I've fought against my innate paranoia for years, only to discover that I was RIGHT. Argh! I'm surrprised they didn't have some damned flashy thing that'd do the whole memory loss trick. Bastiches, the whole lot of them.
We all went our separate directions after quietly exchanging contact info. I'm betting that in two or three days most of us will have forgotten this entire thing. I almost hope it takes my memories, as I'm still haunted by the fucker on my hood trying to gnaw through my windshield. My apartment had been 'sanitized'; there were a ton of minor things out of place, highlighted by the new carpet in my entranceway and living room. The piggies and cages were right where they belonged, but all the bedding was fresh and the entire area was neat as a pin. At least my fuzzles are okay. The front door was fixed; again they made it perfect, erasing prior damage since they didn't know what the recent stuff had been. My aging kukri has been replaced by a very nice bone-handled piece... it's close to what I had, but brand new instead of 30+ years old.
I'm so angry right now I could chew steel bars and spit out screws. I've been able to reach most of my family and friends, but there're still a few that're missing. I've had no further word from the crew in Texas... if you guys are out there please ping me somehow. Same with the Virginia folks. I've reached my mom, dad, and sisters, so I know my immediate family is intact. My baby sister's dog is missing entirely, and both of the porches at my dad's place are brand new. Heh, that may be the only good thing about this whole effing mess; the estimates they'd gotten to replace them with decks and new staircases was upwards of $11k.
Screw it. I'm going to chug a bottle of Nyquil and pass out. Hopefully my missing folks will chime in here so I know who's safe and who's 'missing due to side effects of the viral outbreak'. Bastiches. I KNOW IT HAPPENED YOU SONS OF BITCHES! Somewhere out there there must be some sort of survivor's group, but I have no clue where to even start looking.
The suits were waiting outside for us when we finally peeked out. No shufflers in sight, no bodies, just a dozen or so black-suited goons and a HazMat team. 'Infected' they're calling them. 'potent hallucinogenic'. 'mass hysteria'. fuckers. We were debriefed (and disarmed, dammit) and told to go back to our homes and reminded about fifty times that this was an 'isolated outbreak' of some sort of 'mind altering contact virus'. I'm so fucking tired of the things in quotes that I can't even put my disgust/loathing into words. Their lovely little 'virus' killed (at the very least) hundreds of people, several of them in plain view.
The piggy cages were gone, which left me partially hysterical in spite of the 'they're home safe' line the goons were giving me. It took a long while for them to calm me down. The reefer rig out front was gone, replaced by the trucks Jack and Phil were responsible for, neatly parked next to my Explorer. My truck was fixed. No huge dent in the hood or bumper. No shattered grill. No punctured radiator. Another little way of saying it didn't happen... the problem being that there was already some damage to the nose of the truck and THAT WAS FIXED TOO, DAMMIT. They think they're so damned clever. I've fought against my innate paranoia for years, only to discover that I was RIGHT. Argh! I'm surrprised they didn't have some damned flashy thing that'd do the whole memory loss trick. Bastiches, the whole lot of them.
We all went our separate directions after quietly exchanging contact info. I'm betting that in two or three days most of us will have forgotten this entire thing. I almost hope it takes my memories, as I'm still haunted by the fucker on my hood trying to gnaw through my windshield. My apartment had been 'sanitized'; there were a ton of minor things out of place, highlighted by the new carpet in my entranceway and living room. The piggies and cages were right where they belonged, but all the bedding was fresh and the entire area was neat as a pin. At least my fuzzles are okay. The front door was fixed; again they made it perfect, erasing prior damage since they didn't know what the recent stuff had been. My aging kukri has been replaced by a very nice bone-handled piece... it's close to what I had, but brand new instead of 30+ years old.
I'm so angry right now I could chew steel bars and spit out screws. I've been able to reach most of my family and friends, but there're still a few that're missing. I've had no further word from the crew in Texas... if you guys are out there please ping me somehow. Same with the Virginia folks. I've reached my mom, dad, and sisters, so I know my immediate family is intact. My baby sister's dog is missing entirely, and both of the porches at my dad's place are brand new. Heh, that may be the only good thing about this whole effing mess; the estimates they'd gotten to replace them with decks and new staircases was upwards of $11k.
Screw it. I'm going to chug a bottle of Nyquil and pass out. Hopefully my missing folks will chime in here so I know who's safe and who's 'missing due to side effects of the viral outbreak'. Bastiches. I KNOW IT HAPPENED YOU SONS OF BITCHES! Somewhere out there there must be some sort of survivor's group, but I have no clue where to even start looking.