Morning Entertainment

[cabbitzilla]

Ahhhh, I feel so loved. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this morning we're going to take a peek at what was in my mailbag this morning. It was sent to the @livejournal.com address associated with my Journal, and forwarded to my normal email. Not a comment, mind you, but a direct contact. Name and email address have been sanitized, but here's the body of the email with capitalization and punctuation intact:

Woe to the wicked, for they shall BURN FOREVER in the BURNING FLAMES of FIREY HELL. The punishment for claiming faith when your a hertic homo lover will be ETERNAL SUFFRING! REPENT, give up your sicko ways and love Jesus and he MIGHT have mercey on you. There is no place in America for you faggot sickos to pervret marriage and the laws. Now that a REAL Christian is back in the President, theres going to be laws made against you and your kind. Repent or face the rath of GOD and the rage of GOOD CHRISTAIN MEN! Yours in Christ [name removed]

They've been reported to the abuse center of their ISP. But I really did think some of you would find it entertaining.

Comments

[elisabeth.livejournal.com]

It's been my experience that they're pack animals anyway. Individually, they tend to run for safety while begging God to protect them from the 'soulless heathen'. Pairs and trios are more comfortable with ranged weapons and shouted epithets. Quartets will sometimes initiate something physical... and each time it's happened I've walked away with a new jacket or watch.

No quarter asked or given. No mercy offered to the merciless.

And it's interesting how many of these 'God fearing' types have FAKE Rolex's... they're only worth $30 or so at a pawn shop.

*winks and hugs*