Morning Entertainment

[cabbitzilla]

Ahhhh, I feel so loved. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this morning we're going to take a peek at what was in my mailbag this morning. It was sent to the @livejournal.com address associated with my Journal, and forwarded to my normal email. Not a comment, mind you, but a direct contact. Name and email address have been sanitized, but here's the body of the email with capitalization and punctuation intact:

Woe to the wicked, for they shall BURN FOREVER in the BURNING FLAMES of FIREY HELL. The punishment for claiming faith when your a hertic homo lover will be ETERNAL SUFFRING! REPENT, give up your sicko ways and love Jesus and he MIGHT have mercey on you. There is no place in America for you faggot sickos to pervret marriage and the laws. Now that a REAL Christian is back in the President, theres going to be laws made against you and your kind. Repent or face the rath of GOD and the rage of GOOD CHRISTAIN MEN! Yours in Christ [name removed]

They've been reported to the abuse center of their ISP. But I really did think some of you would find it entertaining.

Comments

[sapphire-d.livejournal.com]

... Now that a REAL Christian is back in the president ...

IN the president? Umm... doesn't that make him... umm... *shudder*

[wibbble]

Maybe Dubya is being puppeted, like John Malkovich was in 'Being John Malkovich'?

[sapphire-d.livejournal.com]

Yes... How would we know that the tour groups were Christians, though? Would there need to be waivers signed?

[elisabeth.livejournal.com]

Hey, if someone's sinking pipe into the President, we need to get the Press in on this. I mean, look at all the trouble Clinton got in for getting a blowjob!

I see a TV miniseries!

[sapphire-d.livejournal.com]

*grins* 'mini' is probably right. Though I know that I shouldn't speculate. :)

[elisabeth.livejournal.com]

I've got a tape measure here that's in milimeters... do you think that's accurate enough to get a good read?

[sapphire-d.livejournal.com]

*grins* Prolly. Well... maybe... :)