cabbitzilla

I have the advantage of having lived in some.... very interesting neighborhoods. As a result...

• I've done repair work on more than a few hydraulic-powered jumping low riders
• I've had to call the police anonymously from a phone booth to report an operating crack house in the apartment next door to where I was
• I've sat on a porch drinking Colt45, watching a team of irate teens completely strip and then set fire to a car adorned with the battle banner of the Army of Northern Virginia (what most folks insist is the Confederate flag... idiots...)
• I've seen my neighbors from the next trailer over on the evening news, wearing a house dress and sponge curlers, describing what the 'ternader' looked like.

I've got a pretty good idea what I'm looking for at this point in the game. :p