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Aug. 6th, 2003 10:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cabbitzilla*grins* And here I am, with the script to Heavy Metal in front of me...
Voices echo below us.
PROSECUTOR
Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?
STERNN
I am.
As we move down, we see square-jawed CAPTAIN STERNN, his shifty-eyed lawyer, and the cold Prosecutor all standing before the Judge.
STERNN is smirking confidently as the Prosecutor reads from a long page of charges.
PROSECUTOR
Lincoln Sternn - you stand here accused of twelve counts of murder in the first degree ... fourteen counts of armed theft of Federation property ...
CUT TO THE GALLERY
The hostile humanoid and alien faces all stare at STERNN with hateful, accusing eyes.
PROSECUTOR
(V.O.)
... twenty-two counts of piracy in high space ... eighteen counts of fraud ...
CUT TO STERNN'S LAWYER
Mopping his brow, he looks nervously over to STERNN.
PROSECUTOR
(V.O.)
... thirty-seven counts of rape, and one moving violation. How do you plead?
CUT TO CAPTAIN STERNN
Smiling to himself, he nods, then gets serious.
STERNN
Not guilty!
LAWYER
(whispers to Sternn)
Not guilty?!? Are you nuts?!?
STERNN
(whispers to lawyer)
It's okay, Charlie. I got an angle.
JUDGE
(to Prosecutor)
Call the first witness!
STERNN and his lawyer move to their seats.
LAWYER
(to Sternn)
But the Prosecutor's gotcha cold! Yer as guilty as a cat in a goldfish bowl.
CUT TO THE COURTROOM DOORS
ZEKE and EDSEL enter with FISTE, and push their way to the front.
PROSECUTOR
The Prosecution calls Hanover Fiste.
GUARD #1
Calling Hanover Fiste!
GUARD #2
Calling Hanover Fiste!
GUARD #3
Calling Hanover Fiste!
GUARD #4
Hanover Fiste!
ZEKE and EDSEL sit down, while HANOVER FISTE, small and shabby, walks up to the witness stand, nervously clutching the small green ball in his hand. As he passes, STERNN and his lawyer continue to argue.
LAWYER
(pleading)
Lissen Sternn ... change the plea to guilty. Throw yerself on the mercy of the court.
STERNN
I told you, Charlie. I got an angle.
HANOVER FISTE is sworn in, as Sternn's lawyer begs.
LAWYER
But the most we can hope for is to get ya buried in secrecy so yer grave don't get violated! Plead guilty!
STERNN
Shut up, Charlie. I got an angle.
LAWYER
What angle?
STERNN
(pointing to Fiste)
Him!
CUT TO WITNESS STAND
PROSECUTOR
State your name for the record.
FISTE
(fidgeting nervously with the green ball)
I am Hanover Fiste.
CUT TO STERNN
STERNN
(winking to lawyer)
I promised him thirty-five thousand
zuleks to testify on my behalf.
CUT BACK TO WITNESS STAND
PROSECUTOR
You know the defendant,
(pointing)
Captain Sternn?
FISTE
Yes, I know Captain Sternn. And
never did there live a kinder, more
generous man. He is an overflowing
cup, filled with the very cream of
human goodness ...
CUT TO STERNN AND HIS LAWYER
STERNN
(to lawyer)
See?
CUT BACK TO WITNESS STAND
FISTE
... in all the time I've known him, he's never done anything immoral ...
(thinking)
unless maybe the Pre-Schooler's Prostitute ring ...
CUT TO
(STERNN AND HIS LAWYER look at each other, shocked.)
STERNN & LAWYER
Huh?!?
CUT BACK TO WITNESS STAND
FISTE
(speaking gently)
... and he's ah, never done anything illegal ...
(turning sharply)
... unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun!!
(reverting to meekness)
He's always been a good, law-abiding citizen ...
(shouting at himself)
Awww, gimme a break!!
(gentle again)
... of the Federation, and, and ...
(going schizo)
Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!
(gentle, but starting to sweat)
... a community-concious individual, ah, ah ...
(rising in crazed anger)
STERNN!!!
(pointing as he screams)
He's nothin' but a low-down, double-dealin', back-stabbin', larcenous, perverted worm!!
STERNN and his lawyer look on, horrified, as FISTE'S body starts to grow.
FISTE
Hangin's too good for him!!
New muscles tear through FISTE'S shabby clothes.
FISTE
Burnin's too good for him!!
Growing larger, he starts foaming at the mouth.
STERNN
Hanover ...
FISTE
He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!!!
FISTE rams his hands down onto the Witness Stand, shattering
it completely.
STERNN
Hanover ...
FISTE
I'll kill him!
He hurls the Prosecutor aside, and moves towards STERNN with
thundering footsteps.
FISTE
KII - ILLL!!!
Still growing, he rips apart the Judge's bench as he passes it. Finally he stands towering in rage over the terrified STERNN.
STERNN
(to Fiste)
H-h-hey, Hanover ...
n-now take it easy, Hanover,
I'm sure we can talk this ov ...
Instinctively, STERNN leaps back as FISTE'S giant hands come smashing down in the spot where STERNN stood. The gallery scatters screaming as STERNN runs for the door. Slavering, FISTE thunders after him. STERNN runs through the exit, bolting the door behind him. FISTE follows, tearing the door apart, and bringing the entire courtroom wall down in the process.
Voices echo below us.
PROSECUTOR
Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?
STERNN
I am.
As we move down, we see square-jawed CAPTAIN STERNN, his shifty-eyed lawyer, and the cold Prosecutor all standing before the Judge.
STERNN is smirking confidently as the Prosecutor reads from a long page of charges.
PROSECUTOR
Lincoln Sternn - you stand here accused of twelve counts of murder in the first degree ... fourteen counts of armed theft of Federation property ...
CUT TO THE GALLERY
The hostile humanoid and alien faces all stare at STERNN with hateful, accusing eyes.
PROSECUTOR
(V.O.)
... twenty-two counts of piracy in high space ... eighteen counts of fraud ...
CUT TO STERNN'S LAWYER
Mopping his brow, he looks nervously over to STERNN.
PROSECUTOR
(V.O.)
... thirty-seven counts of rape, and one moving violation. How do you plead?
CUT TO CAPTAIN STERNN
Smiling to himself, he nods, then gets serious.
STERNN
Not guilty!
LAWYER
(whispers to Sternn)
Not guilty?!? Are you nuts?!?
STERNN
(whispers to lawyer)
It's okay, Charlie. I got an angle.
JUDGE
(to Prosecutor)
Call the first witness!
STERNN and his lawyer move to their seats.
LAWYER
(to Sternn)
But the Prosecutor's gotcha cold! Yer as guilty as a cat in a goldfish bowl.
CUT TO THE COURTROOM DOORS
ZEKE and EDSEL enter with FISTE, and push their way to the front.
PROSECUTOR
The Prosecution calls Hanover Fiste.
GUARD #1
Calling Hanover Fiste!
GUARD #2
Calling Hanover Fiste!
GUARD #3
Calling Hanover Fiste!
GUARD #4
Hanover Fiste!
ZEKE and EDSEL sit down, while HANOVER FISTE, small and shabby, walks up to the witness stand, nervously clutching the small green ball in his hand. As he passes, STERNN and his lawyer continue to argue.
LAWYER
(pleading)
Lissen Sternn ... change the plea to guilty. Throw yerself on the mercy of the court.
STERNN
I told you, Charlie. I got an angle.
HANOVER FISTE is sworn in, as Sternn's lawyer begs.
LAWYER
But the most we can hope for is to get ya buried in secrecy so yer grave don't get violated! Plead guilty!
STERNN
Shut up, Charlie. I got an angle.
LAWYER
What angle?
STERNN
(pointing to Fiste)
Him!
CUT TO WITNESS STAND
PROSECUTOR
State your name for the record.
FISTE
(fidgeting nervously with the green ball)
I am Hanover Fiste.
CUT TO STERNN
STERNN
(winking to lawyer)
I promised him thirty-five thousand
zuleks to testify on my behalf.
CUT BACK TO WITNESS STAND
PROSECUTOR
You know the defendant,
(pointing)
Captain Sternn?
FISTE
Yes, I know Captain Sternn. And
never did there live a kinder, more
generous man. He is an overflowing
cup, filled with the very cream of
human goodness ...
CUT TO STERNN AND HIS LAWYER
STERNN
(to lawyer)
See?
CUT BACK TO WITNESS STAND
FISTE
... in all the time I've known him, he's never done anything immoral ...
(thinking)
unless maybe the Pre-Schooler's Prostitute ring ...
CUT TO
(STERNN AND HIS LAWYER look at each other, shocked.)
STERNN & LAWYER
Huh?!?
CUT BACK TO WITNESS STAND
FISTE
(speaking gently)
... and he's ah, never done anything illegal ...
(turning sharply)
... unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun!!
(reverting to meekness)
He's always been a good, law-abiding citizen ...
(shouting at himself)
Awww, gimme a break!!
(gentle again)
... of the Federation, and, and ...
(going schizo)
Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!
(gentle, but starting to sweat)
... a community-concious individual, ah, ah ...
(rising in crazed anger)
STERNN!!!
(pointing as he screams)
He's nothin' but a low-down, double-dealin', back-stabbin', larcenous, perverted worm!!
STERNN and his lawyer look on, horrified, as FISTE'S body starts to grow.
FISTE
Hangin's too good for him!!
New muscles tear through FISTE'S shabby clothes.
FISTE
Burnin's too good for him!!
Growing larger, he starts foaming at the mouth.
STERNN
Hanover ...
FISTE
He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!!!
FISTE rams his hands down onto the Witness Stand, shattering
it completely.
STERNN
Hanover ...
FISTE
I'll kill him!
He hurls the Prosecutor aside, and moves towards STERNN with
thundering footsteps.
FISTE
KII - ILLL!!!
Still growing, he rips apart the Judge's bench as he passes it. Finally he stands towering in rage over the terrified STERNN.
STERNN
(to Fiste)
H-h-hey, Hanover ...
n-now take it easy, Hanover,
I'm sure we can talk this ov ...
Instinctively, STERNN leaps back as FISTE'S giant hands come smashing down in the spot where STERNN stood. The gallery scatters screaming as STERNN runs for the door. Slavering, FISTE thunders after him. STERNN runs through the exit, bolting the door behind him. FISTE follows, tearing the door apart, and bringing the entire courtroom wall down in the process.
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Date: 2003-08-06 09:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-06 09:17 am (UTC)I suspect it's far more telling, Mistress, that I -didn't-... but that I know enough of it from memory to type a long passage into Google and hit the 'I Feel Lucky' button. :P
*snuggles*
Love You, Mistress. :)
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Date: 2003-08-06 09:31 am (UTC)Fucking boys by daylight, fucking girls by moonlight
Never cumming but it feels nice
Why don't you cum in Sailor Moon.
Always gives her ass to her friends,
Doesn't do those with Depends,
She's in store for a good ass-rend
Why don't you cum in Sailor Moon.
Monsters, I tell ya, we're all monsters! :)