Gee, thanks, wibbble ... :p

[cabbitzilla]

Well, this is my result from the Human Virus Scanner...

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon:           Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
USA:               Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood:          Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi:            Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
8-Bit:             Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough. 
Japan:             Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Free BSD:          The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Politics:          Stop caring!
Hippyism:          Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games:    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory: Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Ultima:            If you find one tell us.
Environmentalism:  Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Religion    (90%): Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Linux       (80%): Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Discordia   (90%): Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. 
Brand Names (80%): Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Macintosh   (80%): Use a mouse with more than one button.
Gaming      (70%): Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
UNIX        (70%): Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Heh. Don't own a Mac. Have -never- owned a Mac. Owned an Amiga for a while (and loved it, and miss it horribly), but never a Mac. Worked on 'em a bit at the college, though. The Discordia one kinda loops me... while I have friends who maintain that -they- are Discordians, I've not even seriously -looked- at it. Hippyism? Right on, man. Far out. Pass the doobie. *toke* Yeah, man... that's some good sh*t, too... hey, look at that cloud, man. Don't that look like JFK?

Hail Brittania? No way. I own too many televisions... the taxes would wipe me out. :p *hugs for her UK folk, who should know she's teasing by now*

And that's likely all the scattershot from me tonight. I'm going to try and find my pal Snoops, and play some M:tG. The minimal traffic it creates won't bog the dialup down too badly.

~Ellie-chan

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[kurara.livejournal.com]

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

[wibbble]

Meep!

Could you remove the <pre> (or whatever) tags? That doesn't wrap on my machine!

Oh, and you only pay once per household, for a TV license. ;o)