The Sisters of Saint Francis

[cabbitzilla]

This appeared in my email and needed sharing:

Holy  Prostitutes A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION Next Right His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you, my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door'. He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs,'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!

Comments

[invader-tak-1.livejournal.com]

A great parable, an an exellent reminder that Christians are mostly theives and liars.

[chaosbunny.livejournal.com]

Many people who go to church are thieves and liars - doesn't mean they're Christian.

[gendou.livejournal.com]

It's an amusing joke, nothing more.
If we changed it to Buddhist monks, would that make Buddhists mostly thieves and liars?

[invader-tak-1.livejournal.com]

I feel that way about any organized religion, and I freely say so. Its called free speech.

And when the Buddhist monks start saying this is a Buddhist country, and should have Buddhist laws, and start going on TV to scare old ladies and the credulous into giving money to Buddha. And start telling me the law should reflect who should and should not marry in they eyes of Buddha, I'll be sure to get around to them too.

[mistymoon127.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make any logical sense at all.

[invader-tak-1.livejournal.com]

Nothing is more hypocritical than Christians with the temerity to invoke "logic"