(Rowan, for the sake of your sanity, don't read this post...)
Godzilla's actually female and Rodan male.
One night, instead of tearing up Tokyo or Hokkaido or whatever Japanese city was the destruction du-jour, they decided to get busy...
Rodan laid Godzilla and Godzilla laid an egg.
Then the couple broke up and the Mother of all Palimony Suits ensued over the baby...
Godzilla had better lawyers.
And what all Big G films do you have, Dear? I've got most of the latest on either vhs or dvd and will gladly send down any of them you haven't seen yet. And Godzilla Final Wars is supposed to be released on DVD in early December.
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Date: 2005-11-04 04:24 pm (UTC)Godzilla's actually female and Rodan male.
One night, instead of tearing up Tokyo or Hokkaido or whatever Japanese city was the destruction du-jour, they decided to get busy...
Rodan laid Godzilla and Godzilla laid an egg.
Then the couple broke up and the Mother of all Palimony Suits ensued over the baby...
Godzilla had better lawyers.
And what all Big G films do you have, Dear? I've got most of the latest on either vhs or dvd and will gladly send down any of them you haven't seen yet. And Godzilla Final Wars is supposed to be released on DVD in early December.