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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining NYPD Blue and Zorro.
The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

... yeah. Let's do this as a Fark headline:

Zorro, genderbent by a malevolent tentacle beast, is ravished repeatedly and then abandoned outside a precinct house in modern day New York City. Hillarity ensues. Your dog just says 'no' to calamari.