Carpenter Cabbit?

... no, not really, but it seems I can fake it effectively. But I'm gonna explain, and given how totally exhausted and battered I am right now, most folks might want to skip this ( long and rambling explanation... )

First person that offers to get me a lace-and-ruffles toolbelt dies a very slow and painful death. Unless it's pink with white ruffles, and then Tommy might want to kill you. :p