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So I'm waiting on this stupid download, and cursing Microsoft (Microsloth?) for the piddlyshit 2.3kbps I'm getting. In the course of the conversation with wibbble, I was introduced to QDB.. and here are some gems for you all:

[Firefly] Time for my prayers: [Firefly] Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! [Firefly] May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! [Firefly] May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. [Firefly] Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. [Firefly] And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. [Firefly] Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it. [Firefly] For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness? AvatarOfSolusek: no AvatarOfSolusek: well AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs AvatarOfSolusek: lol Jakefeb3: now i have a plan Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

[Chamelion] im horny, time for IRC sex * Chamelion has left #Overclockers * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers * Chamelion has left #Overclockers * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers * Chamelion has left #Overclockers * Chamelion has joined #Overclockers [Chamelion] splurt [Chamelion] :P [Forraje] i hate you [PaulzY] did we have to witness that [Chamelion] sorry :( [PaulzY] go work on your stamina

(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l? (Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :) (JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-) (Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie (JHawk111420) k, how old are ya? (Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;) (JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like? (Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up? (JHawk111420) both :-D (Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops traffic (JHawk111420) and before your dressed up? (Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello ....

This one's really long, but really evil

I'll hush now. :p

And Once Again, Frustration Kicks Me In The Teeth

Ever wonder what atrocity you committed in a prior life? I have. Apparently I was a mass murderer/rapist/telemarketer/lawyer.

The NT Server install is flawless. Service Pack 6, all the patches since, video, sound, network, the whole shebang.

The Westell Dual Connect 2100 DSL modem will work with every Windows flavor except for the first release of Win95 and... yes, you guessed it, NT 4.0. *pounds her head on the desk* Fsck this. Fsck the 950, and most DEFINITELY fsck NT Server. Tonight, after I'm back from my Dad's house, I'm ripping into the G3 and reinstalling it from the ground up: IT will become my firewall/network host. I'm tired of the continual defeats at the hands of the damned 950... I've never had a system give me so much trouble before, and it's not a pleasant sensation.

Yes, I'm having an Eric Cartman moment. My language in this post is tame compared to the stream of profaneness that's been verbalized here in the last hour. I could cheerfully shoot the engineers at Westell Corp /AND/ the people at Verizon right about now; the idea of creating an external device that's simply another piece of wintrash is evil to the nth degree.

wibbble, sweetie... I'll probably be tearing into this project after you've crashed tonight, and I don't want to keep you up late two nights in a row (though chatting with you was marvelous last night *smooch*), but iffn you could check tomorrow morn and see if I've lobbed questions your way, that'd be uber spiff.

I'm going to go chainsmoke now. I'm so pissed off I might light 'em backwards and smoke the filter instead.