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[cabbitzilla]

I kissed a squirrel for a light snack
The heft of his loaded nutsack
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
Hope that PETA don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm hungry tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it!

Yes, I am a slightly-more-than-casual Fark reader. Why do you ask?

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[elisabeth.livejournal.com]

Be happy! Come on let's go get it on! Be happy! [x2]
Everybody let's go have some fun

[Verse 1]
I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with happy toys who sing
Come on let's go get it on, everybody let's go have some fun

I've got a feeling you could use a little smile,
Hoping you could stay there for just a little while
Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air

I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with everyone who sings

[Chorus - x2]
Happy toys and happy squirrels, will be
We are the happy toys and squirrels
Happy toys and happy squirrels, will be
So happy, yeah! so, so happy, yeah!

[Verse 2]
Try it with a giggle it will make you look so nice
And if you start to warm, you can further break the ice
come on let's go get it on, everybody let's go have some fun

I've got a feeling you could use a little smile
Hoping you could stay there for just a little while
Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air

I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with everyone who sings

[Chorus - x2]

Young and old... Be happy.
Everyone... Be happy
I'm sure you could. Be happy...
'Cause happy toys and happy squirrels is around the world

Be happy... Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy... Everybody let's go have some fun!
Be happy... Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy... Everybody let's go have some fun

[Chorus - x2]

Be happy... Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy... Everybody let's go have some fun!
Be happy... Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy...

*braces for impact, then points at the diddle*
I couldn't just back down!
... with apologies to Aqua, since I really like the song...

[m-masque.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...

Here I was thinking I could've gone Aqua instead of Lauper. "I'm a barbie squirrel in a barbie world..."

Have to find something else, instead...