An Actual Exchange..

[cabbitzilla]

Ellie is sitting at her desk, quietly amusing herself with the little shockwave game associated with Evil Dead 1&2: The Musical. Megan, sensing that the Ellie is amused and busy, approaches.

Megan	What's that? It looks interesting.
Ellie	A theater group in Canada's made a musical out of Sam Raimi's Evil Dead films. This is a little game on their website.
Megan	I've never seen them.
Ellie	I know. But every time I suggest renting Army of Darkness, you get cranky and whiney. It's the most amusing in the series; the other two are probably too far into the horror genre for you. AoD is -fun-, but you won't let me rent it.
Megan	I keep telling you, I don't like Kurt Russel
Ellie	... *expression somehow reminiscent of the end of episode multi-car pileup from most any episode of CHiPs* What does that have to do with anything?
Megan	I don't want to see a movie with him in it.
Ellie	... ... Kurt Russell isn't in AoD.
Megan	Yeah he is. He's the big role in it.
Ellie	*trying very hard to keep the 'you're a fscking idiot' expression off her face* Kurt Russell is known for being Snake Plissken, Colonel O'Neil, and Jack Burton. He's not in any of the ED/AoD films. That's not Kurt Russell... that's Bruce Campbell.
Megan	Well, whoever he is, I don't like him.
Ellie	*trying desperately to think of something Mr Campbell has been in that Megan's seen, comes up empty* What have you seen him in that you didn't like? *pulls up IMDB to get full movie credits... goes from top to bottom, without a single hit until we get to the miscellaneous Xena and Hercules credits. She's not seen /any/ films with Campbell in them...*
Megan	Well, I don't have to know who he is to not like him.
Ellie	... ... ... You need to go away now, before I start making unkind comparisons between you and my mother.
Megan	*storms off*

*blinkblinks, the collapses in laughter* I need to start keeping notes on this stuff; this would be an awesome sitcom vehicle for someone with an expressive face. *laughs more* What the hell, maybe we can get Kurt Russell and Bruce Campbell cast into it somewhere. *shakes her head, thoroughly baffled* And if anyone ever wondered why I'm as completely warped as I am, you now have exhibit A as proof. :p

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Comments

[m-masque.livejournal.com]

Umma... She does know Chicken of the Sea is really tuna fish, doesn't she?

[elisabeth.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid to ask her, now. I have a mantal image of being told that she doesn't like food that Kurt Russell does the ads for... :p

[lostkun.livejournal.com]

BEST LOGIC EVER.

Well, no, it's not. Most confusing logic, perhaps. o.o;

*blink/blink*

[stardansr.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
I don't know whether or not this should be listed under funny ha-ha or funny sad or a mixture of the two.
~moo~

[jcrow.livejournal.com]

*giggles helplessly* As sad as that is, I find it insanely amusing. *hugs* I'm sorry. XD