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[cabbitzilla]

... yes, I'm alive.

Yes, they're real. And they can cut glass...

I get keys to the new apartment Friday. Moving madness happens starting then, and lasting until it's done. Or I'm dead. Whichever.

Anyway, that's it. And this was in my email:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they, and where is their scheduled thorazine dosage?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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[m-masque.livejournal.com]

Or one I'm constantly getting at work...

"Is my truck done?"

"Which truck?"

"The Chevy truck."

"Sir, (sometimes Ma'am, but most often Sir) we are a Chevy dealer, I've got lots of trucks down here..."

You know what I hate?

[shadowcub67.livejournal.com]

I hate it when people post Top 10 lists (like the Ten Things I hate most) and don't include EXACTLY 10 items.

Either learn to count, people, or admit that it's a top 17 or a top 9, or whatever list!

*hugs* Love ya and wish I was close enough to help with the move. *hugs*

[seritaph.livejournal.com]

7. But but but.... Who wants "Old and Inferior"?

[articcub.livejournal.com]

4. I dunno what "thorazine" is, but I do know that sometimes I keep looking after i've found things. Cause.. I got this real bad thing with Eye-Brain Recognizing. So I'll pass over something a good dozen times before actually finding it. >_>