cabbitzilla

Stormy Knight, the Boss lurking on the second level of the Toy Factory dungeon, is one bad motherfscker. Big, ugly, and looking like he was carved out of ragged chunks of quartz, this (in scale) nine foot tall bastard's got a lightning bolt that hits for a cool 2000 points of damage. Given the rack of antlers AND the glowing red nose (it's the last thing you see as he Cuisinart^TM's your ass with the damned near as big SWORD he's toting around), this is obviously Gravity's twisted vision of Rudolph.

I tell you what, though... the dude looks like that? He can play any damned reindeer games he damned well pleases and I'd say thank you, sir, may I have another as I tried to crawl away.
Getting killed SEVEN times trying to kill a goofy looking turtle with some sort of wiggling anemone thing on top of its shell is a bit excessive. Don't let this happen to you, okay? I think he's some foreign dignitary or something, and the bastard's got over 11,000 hit points. Bring friends. And have -them- bring friends. Then you can all sit down for turtle soup, having successfully dealt with anemone of the state...
Glast Heim sounds cool. And to be honest, it IS cool. Nifty castle sinking into disrepair, with the servants (apparently? anyone really know for sure?) gone mad. Just watch out for the little maid in blue. Her name's Alice, and she's waiting for her Master to come back... and if you get too close she'll take the old broom she's sweeping the floor with and shove it up your ass until she can pick splinters out of your ears. There were -two- of us for that one... she got us BOTH two or three times before we sought prey elsewhere.
The Nightmare that lurks on level 3 of the Geffen dungeon is a truly impressive looking creature. I'd guess a Clydesdale variant, he's all black... and flaming. And he leapt upon us out of nowhere and quite literally bit us in half. Watch your ass, his teeth are sharp.
The Orc Lord is yet another truly impressive looking specimen of monsterdom. Trying to take him as a solo Dancer, however, is complete and utter madness when your Base Level's not out of the mid 50's yet. But he was really impressive, hitting me once and then dancing atop my corpse.
Again in the 'impressive one hit slaying of our erstwhile Dancer hero' category is the Anolian. This scaly bastard snuck up on me and stuffed his phat sword up miss wiggle's ass. I didn't even know he was -there- until AFTER I was dead. I didn't even get kissed first.
Stalking Ghostring, alone, having forgotten both potions AND a butterfly wing, is totally insane, and likely a terminal pasttime.

I think the jist of this is that I shouldn't play QUITE so late (early?). Gnite.