I'd be willing to bet that when free Willy's pipe be exposed, it'd either be ponderously large (and thus intimidating to the female consumer, having been told all her life that 5.5" is actually 12"), or ludicrously small (which has been known to prompt such ego-smashing comments as "Oh, isn't it adorable!" and "Baby, you ain't black enough for me" [c.f. 'Fritz the Cat']). Even in the slim chance of a serviceable plug being willing to settle for the available outlet, the idea that Granny'd have her ear to the door and be able to replicate every moan and slurp for the Tuesday Afternoon Bridge Rubber would tend to complicate matters.
It's deucedly hard to keep that pesky gag reflex locked down to accommodate the passage of turbulent tubers when there's a septuagenarian tittering softly though yonder doorway...
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Re: See!
Date: 2004-12-29 01:16 am (UTC)It's deucedly hard to keep that pesky gag reflex locked down to accommodate the passage of turbulent tubers when there's a septuagenarian tittering softly though yonder doorway...