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cabbitzilla ([personal profile] cabbitzilla) wrote2008-08-19 05:38 pm

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I kissed a squirrel for a light snack
The heft of his loaded nutsack
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
Hope that
PETA don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm hungry tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it!


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[identity profile] m-masque.livejournal.com 2008-08-19 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And Squirrels they want to have fun
Oh squirrels just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But squirrels they want to have fun
Oh squirrels just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Squirrels - they want to have fun
Oh Squirrels just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful squirrel
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh squirrels they want to have fun
Oh squirrels just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Squirrels - they want to have fun
Oh squirrels just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...
Squirrels Just Want To Have Fun


*Glances at Rowan's stern glare then points at the cabbit*

She started it!

[identity profile] trajan-lj.livejournal.com 2008-08-19 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I am sure Ms Lauper must be ploting her revenge :)

*personally, puppy thinks is pure evil genius! this is better then my butchering of Lou Reeds 'My Name is Mok' for my own personal gain.

[identity profile] elisabeth.livejournal.com 2008-08-19 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
And I just couldn't let it go without rising to the challenge. :p

[identity profile] trajan-lj.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
I eagerly await the unleashing of armageddon :)

[identity profile] elisabeth.livejournal.com 2008-08-19 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Be happy! Come on let's go get it on! Be happy! [x2]
Everybody let's go have some fun

[Verse 1]
I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with happy toys who sing
Come on let's go get it on, everybody let's go have some fun

I've got a feeling you could use a little smile,
Hoping you could stay there for just a little while
Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air

I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with everyone who sings

[Chorus - x2]
Happy toys and happy squirrels, will be
We are the happy toys and squirrels
Happy toys and happy squirrels, will be
So happy, yeah! so, so happy, yeah!

[Verse 2]
Try it with a giggle it will make you look so nice
And if you start to warm, you can further break the ice
come on let's go get it on, everybody let's go have some fun

I've got a feeling you could use a little smile
Hoping you could stay there for just a little while
Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air

I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with everyone who sings

[Chorus - x2]

Young and old... Be happy.
Everyone... Be happy
I'm sure you could. Be happy...
'Cause happy toys and happy squirrels is around the world

Be happy... Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy... Everybody let's go have some fun!
Be happy... Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy... Everybody let's go have some fun

[Chorus - x2]

Be happy... Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy... Everybody let's go have some fun!
Be happy... Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy...

*braces for impact, then points at the diddle*
I couldn't just back down!
... with apologies to Aqua, since I really like the song...

[identity profile] m-masque.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm...

Here I was thinking I could've gone Aqua instead of Lauper. "I'm a barbie squirrel in a barbie world..."

Have to find something else, instead...