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cabbitzilla) wrote2006-11-07 11:13 am
cabbitzilla) wrote2006-11-07 11:13 am
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... yes, I'm alive.
I get keys to the new apartment Friday. Moving madness happens starting then, and lasting until it's done. Or I'm dead. Whichever.
Anyway, that's it. And this was in my email:
Yes, they're real. And they can cut glass...
I get keys to the new apartment Friday. Moving madness happens starting then, and lasting until it's done. Or I'm dead. Whichever.
Anyway, that's it. And this was in my email:
- People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
- People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
- When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
- When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they, and where is their scheduled thorazine dosage?
- When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
- People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
- When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
- When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
- When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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"Is my truck done?"
"Which truck?"
"The Chevy truck."
"Sir, (sometimes Ma'am, but most often Sir) we are a Chevy dealer, I've got lots of trucks down here..."
You know what I hate?
Either learn to count, people, or admit that it's a top 17 or a top 9, or whatever list!
*hugs* Love ya and wish I was close enough to help with the move. *hugs*
Re: You know what I hate?
No sleep.
Tending a sick guinea pig that until about 20 minutes ago I was SURE I was going to lose.
One of my kids.
Now stack that shit on top of the move and you're lucky I got even CLOSE to 10.
Now the side note here is that there -were- 10 when I started editing the damned thing to put the HTML in, and we're gonna chalk it off to the fact that I've been running on espresso for four days and forget about it. Besides, there's a reason why the ME-chan icon is becoming my normal use one. Just think of me as an ailing Pentium 60 chip running WinME.
I wish you were closer. I've been out of touch with everyone, so all I can say is that I hope you're doing well, hon.
*hugs*
Re: You know what I hate?
Left my house for the first time today in a week. (combination of depression, migraines, panic attacks, and being out of all my meds.....) But I had to vote!
Only to have the electronic machine keep changing my vote when I tried to enter it. *sighs*
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