cabbitzilla | (no subject)

This is borrowed from

nightambre... we got a good giggle over hers. I wonder if she'll like mine?

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young GEEK named BRIAN. He was ENTHUSIASTICALLY MASTURBATING in the LUBRICATED forest when he met MASSIVE RUDOLPHO, a run-away PORNO STAR from the PENDULOUS Queen MEGAN.

BRIAN could see that MASSIVE RUDOLPHO was hungry so he reached into his THERMOS and give him his INSANE BORSCHT. MASSIVE RUDOLPHO was thankful for BRIAN's BORSCHT, so he told BRIAN a very THRILLING story about Queen MEGAN's daughter ELISABETH. How her mother, the PENDULOUS Queen MEGAN, keep her locked away in a MAUSOLEUM protected by a gigantic SLOPE -EYE WOMBAT, because ELISABETH was so HORNY.

BRIAN IMPREGNATED. He vowed to MASSIVE RUDOLPHO the PORNO STAR that he would save the HORNY ELISABETH. He would GROPE the SLOPE -EYE WOMBAT, and take ELISABETH far away from her eveil mother, the PENDULOUS Queen MEGAN, and BONE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a ODIFOROUS GIANT PANDA ATTACK and MASSIVE RUDOLPHO the PORNO STAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SLOPE -EYE WOMBAT from his story. PENDULOUS Queen MEGAN FLOGGED out from behind a PANTYHOSE and struck BRIAN dead. In the far off MAUSOLEUM you could hear a SPLORCH.

THE END.

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~Ellie-chan