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[cabbitzilla]

Godzilla
Rodan
MechaGodzilla
MechaGaruda
... and a baby godzillasaur.

And lest I forget... Super MechaGodzilla. Yeah, baby.

One movie, wall to wall madness. Boy, did I need this. :)
I mean, look at all the things you can learn here:

• Japan has an ESP school filled with cute little girls.
• Those cute little girls, all... 15 or so of them, sound JUST like the Vienna Boys Choir when they sing. Talented, no?
• Even though the tanks didn't work the last 16 times, we're gonna go ahead and send 'em in again. They'll do better this time, right?
• It's possible to make even the most badly damaged mecha fly again simply by setting the boosters to full power. Works like a charm.
• And after doing that restorative booster maneuver, even the damaged weapons will fire again. Woot.
• Remember the little ESP girls? Yes, well they've all got ultra top secret security clearances... so that they can go visit the godzillasaurus and sing to it.

But... Masque, sweetie, maybe you can help me out here. Just how the heck are Rodan and Godzilla related?

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[m-masque.livejournal.com]

(Rowan, for the sake of your sanity, don't read this post...)

Godzilla's actually female and Rodan male.

One night, instead of tearing up Tokyo or Hokkaido or whatever Japanese city was the destruction du-jour, they decided to get busy...

Rodan laid Godzilla and Godzilla laid an egg.

Then the couple broke up and the Mother of all Palimony Suits ensued over the baby...

Godzilla had better lawyers.

And what all Big G films do you have, Dear? I've got most of the latest on either vhs or dvd and will gladly send down any of them you haven't seen yet. And Godzilla Final Wars is supposed to be released on DVD in early December.