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cabbitzilla) wrote2004-06-26 09:24 pm
cabbitzilla) wrote2004-06-26 09:24 pm
An Actual Exchange..
Ellie is sitting at her desk, quietly amusing herself with the little shockwave game associated with Evil Dead 1&2: The Musical. Megan, sensing that the Ellie is amused and busy, approaches.
*blinkblinks, the collapses in laughter* I need to start keeping notes on this stuff; this would be an awesome sitcom vehicle for someone with an expressive face. *laughs more* What the hell, maybe we can get Kurt Russell and Bruce Campbell cast into it somewhere. *shakes her head, thoroughly baffled* And if anyone ever wondered why I'm as completely warped as I am, you now have exhibit A as proof. :p
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| Megan | What's that? It looks interesting. |
| Ellie | A theater group in Canada's made a musical out of Sam Raimi's Evil Dead films. This is a little game on their website. |
| Megan | I've never seen them. |
| Ellie | I know. But every time I suggest renting Army of Darkness, you get cranky and whiney. It's the most amusing in the series; the other two are probably too far into the horror genre for you. AoD is -fun-, but you won't let me rent it. |
| Megan | I keep telling you, I don't like Kurt Russel |
| Ellie | ... *expression somehow reminiscent of the end of episode multi-car pileup from most any episode of CHiPs* What does that have to do with anything? |
| Megan | I don't want to see a movie with him in it. |
| Ellie | ... ... Kurt Russell isn't in AoD. |
| Megan | Yeah he is. He's the big role in it. |
| Ellie | *trying very hard to keep the 'you're a fscking idiot' expression off her face* Kurt Russell is known for being Snake Plissken, Colonel O'Neil, and Jack Burton. He's not in any of the ED/AoD films. That's not Kurt Russell... that's Bruce Campbell. |
| Megan | Well, whoever he is, I don't like him. |
| Ellie | *trying desperately to think of something Mr Campbell has been in that Megan's seen, comes up empty* What have you seen him in that you didn't like? *pulls up IMDB to get full movie credits... goes from top to bottom, without a single hit until we get to the miscellaneous Xena and Hercules credits. She's not seen /any/ films with Campbell in them...* |
| Megan | Well, I don't have to know who he is to not like him. |
| Ellie | ... ... ... You need to go away now, before I start making unkind comparisons between you and my mother. |
| Megan | *storms off* |
*blinkblinks, the collapses in laughter* I need to start keeping notes on this stuff; this would be an awesome sitcom vehicle for someone with an expressive face. *laughs more* What the hell, maybe we can get Kurt Russell and Bruce Campbell cast into it somewhere. *shakes her head, thoroughly baffled* And if anyone ever wondered why I'm as completely warped as I am, you now have exhibit A as proof. :p
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