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cabbitzilla) wrote2003-09-11 08:16 pm
cabbitzilla) wrote2003-09-11 08:16 pm
Oddities...
So I'm surfing about, looking at the news... and I find these:
Eat More Dogs, Cambodians Urged
.... Heeeere, fido. C'mere, boy. That's a boy. Oh, you're a good dog. And I bet you're even better on a kaiser role with some horseradish...
Man Charged for Shipping Himself As Cargo
... A whole new meaning to 'coming out'. So... what'd this paragon of brilliance do for a -bathroom-?
Alabama Fire Truck Burns Down Own Station
... I -really- hope nobody was hurt in that one. Oi!
Porno film strips Italian church of holiness
... Does that mean the Boston ArchDiocese is gonna have to rebless all -those- buildings?
Lawyer to Sue Jews for Biblical 'Plunder'
... riiiight. Next!
Dumb and Dumber: Robbers Foil Themselves
... and these are tomorrow's Senators, folks...
Divorced Portuguese men get online survival guide for household chores
... *blinks* Am I the only one who thinks it's sad that there're cultures that're so heavily polarized? Ah well...
Bolshoi Theatre struggles with "heavy" ballerina
... But they never give any clue to what her weight is. There's no real way to determine if it's just the boys being wimpy, or iffn it's a genuine problem. As a muchly oversized girl, I'd -really- like to know, you know?
Seattle coffee addicts in froth over espresso tax
... Now lemme get this straight. Cigarettes are taxed because they're A) harmful to the lungs and B) a luxury; I'm paying almost a 40% tax on my smokes. Espresso is /hard/ on the kidneys and it ALSO is a luxury.... and they're bitching about a measely friggin DIME? * breaks out the heavy arsenal and starts hunting for targets*
Motorist caught playing flute at 80mph
... Yes, but can he clip his toenails and drive? HEY, I WANNA KNOW! :p
Judge: Man. Not a nation.
... *laughs helplessly* This one is the funniest of them all. Hey, IRS! I don't have to pay taxes no mo. I'm a foreign country now. :p
~Elisabeth, who should stay away from the news feeds when she's bored...
Eat More Dogs, Cambodians Urged
.... Heeeere, fido. C'mere, boy. That's a boy. Oh, you're a good dog. And I bet you're even better on a kaiser role with some horseradish...
Man Charged for Shipping Himself As Cargo
... A whole new meaning to 'coming out'. So... what'd this paragon of brilliance do for a -bathroom-?
Alabama Fire Truck Burns Down Own Station
... I -really- hope nobody was hurt in that one. Oi!
Porno film strips Italian church of holiness
... Does that mean the Boston ArchDiocese is gonna have to rebless all -those- buildings?
Lawyer to Sue Jews for Biblical 'Plunder'
... riiiight. Next!
Dumb and Dumber: Robbers Foil Themselves
... and these are tomorrow's Senators, folks...
Divorced Portuguese men get online survival guide for household chores
... *blinks* Am I the only one who thinks it's sad that there're cultures that're so heavily polarized? Ah well...
Bolshoi Theatre struggles with "heavy" ballerina
... But they never give any clue to what her weight is. There's no real way to determine if it's just the boys being wimpy, or iffn it's a genuine problem. As a muchly oversized girl, I'd -really- like to know, you know?
Seattle coffee addicts in froth over espresso tax
... Now lemme get this straight. Cigarettes are taxed because they're A) harmful to the lungs and B) a luxury; I'm paying almost a 40% tax on my smokes. Espresso is /hard/ on the kidneys and it ALSO is a luxury.... and they're bitching about a measely friggin DIME? * breaks out the heavy arsenal and starts hunting for targets*
Motorist caught playing flute at 80mph
... Yes, but can he clip his toenails and drive? HEY, I WANNA KNOW! :p
Judge: Man. Not a nation.
... *laughs helplessly* This one is the funniest of them all. Hey, IRS! I don't have to pay taxes no mo. I'm a foreign country now. :p
~Elisabeth, who should stay away from the news feeds when she's bored...
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