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[cabbitzilla]

There's some fellows
Soft and mellow
Sitting in a field and play like hell
No one knows the way it goes
But all the songs they play
They sound so well

Tonight we got to see the
Heavy Metal Hamsters
It must feel nice to be a Heavy Metal Hamster
Nothing sets you free like our
Heavy Metal Hamsters

A 20th century Fox came by
A gold tripped cigarette high in his jaws
Contracts, Pd's nosebags, TV shows
And everything with no remorse

Things are settled now for our
Heavy Metal Hamsters
Fame up to your browns, oh
Heavy Metal Hamsters
A previously unknown lifestyle
Heavy Metal Hamsters

The sweet taste of sucess is strong
And everything inside goes wrong you see
With coloured furs, sunglasses
Tons of nuts to eat they don't feel free

What is wrong with our
Heavy Metal Hamsters
Look what they have done our
Heavy Metal Hamsters
Where is the field to run for our
Heavy Metal Hamsters
Some things are left undone for our
Heavy Metal Hamsters

For those out there who feel like a hamster in a wheel, Helloween has got you covered. A pity this track, Heavy Metal Hamsters, comes from one of the least popular albums. It might have sold a bit better had it not been saddled with the title "Pink Bubbles Go Ape". I mean, WTF?

Anyway, I'm going to bed now, provided I can get the above tune out of my head. I'd really rather not dream of hamsters dressed in leather hammering out metal anthems on a stage. That... is really pretty disturbing. Would hamsters even wear leather? I guess it's better than zebra fur kimonos, but where does the line of 'good taste' REALLY get drawn? They wouldn't need shoes, I guess, unless they really wanted to, but... well, my mind is presenting a picture of a mohawk'd hamster in leather chaps, nipple rings, and a Harley Davidson bandana...

What?

Yes, I've taken all my medications. Why do you ask?