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Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	The Bankruptcy Lawyer
Super Power	Mind-Reading
Enemy	Frozen Corpse Of Walt Disney
Mode Of Transportation	Skateboard
Weapon	Wire Hanger
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Hey, Donovan? Your daughter wants a skateboard and a pack of hangers for her birthday, okay? Can't let those frozen corpses ... freeze, or something. :)