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Anyone wanna buy a toaster?

I'm not sure /why/, but there's a brand new two slot Toastmaster toaster in the bottom drawer of my desk. Maybe my computer's been getting hungry?

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Okay, you know you've got 'issues' when a /CHOCOBO/ backstabs you...

*muttermuttermumble*

*sigh* Silly thing was running all about, and I didn't realize they could cross the blasted ocean... and then it just up and LEFT me. How the heck'm I supposed to get back to the Garden now??!

*grr*